tyleroakley: My gift to you.
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modernandmaterialthings: This should be hilarious…maybe
noshirtnoblouse: I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE I CAN SEE HIM PUTTING ON A REALLY HIGH VOICE BEING LIKE “OH LOOK AT THE FANS THEY’RE SUCH DARLINGS”
alwaysbelieveinfutures: tincanlantern: The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs I am 300% done with you guys.
vagisodium: one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
trvsh: hey baby are you into broke unstable losers
henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users
koishy: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
comediandaveanthony: I walk across the football field at the local high school. Music I have never heard is coming from the bleachers. I look up at three dudes sitting in the bleachers beside a boom box Me - “What band is that?” Dude - “The Doors” Pause. Dude - “Wanna get high?” Me - “Sure” And so began my journey to being a stoner. RIP Ray Manzarek
vocodex: my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
harry is basically an oversized seven year old boy with the heart of a 90 year old man and the sex appeal of a calvin klein model.
wild-lion: I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
burgrs: I CNABT IFJCKFING DELAL WIRIGHT KEAAT NYM LRIC KJNG Nme lIKE FIV E FFOUF OTSMEMSI. MS MEMAINF I MHM M BDDK IKNCZNZCNCNNCCCC C C CZUF IK DAEEERF IROSSHAT UFICK FUCK OSI GOCUNG OSOL ILVORL PSIUISL SO OSMUHX HDE I gave up on the second line
donnysoldier: “WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SIT” “NEXT TO YOU” BYE